My friend/colleague/housemate Danny spotted an article by the legendary sports writer Martin Samuels this week, amid all the media hoo-haa surrounding the predictable appointment of Kevin Keegan as Newcastle United manager. Again.
Apart from the fact that new owner Mike “I’m just like you!” Ashley has sacked Sam Allerdyce before he had a chance to warm the seat in his office, we’ve also been bombarded with the annoying vanity of the Geordie population.
“We’re not like you lot from down south, you don’t understand us.”
No, you’re not like us. Most of you who attend St James’s Park on a saturday afternoon are dangerously obese men in desperate need of a t-shirt to cover up your hideous breasts.
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